Okay, really going to bed now since I have to be up in five hours to catch a plane. Hopefully I’ll be able to make a few posts while I’m away. So long friends!
wait a minute
this means Kevin is in heaven
with some knowledge of the angel tablet
KEVIN YOU BETTER FUCK METATRON UP
YES. Kevin Tran, you fight your way back through Heaven.
You and Bobby.
are ellen and jo in heaven cos i think they should get in on this
I’d just like to add that Pam should also be a part of this
VIVA LA REVOLUTION
if you’re about to die, might as well try.
he puts his hands up like he’s pleading and catches the guy completely off guard. i mean. he’s got a gun. guy’s on his knees. he feels totally safe and in control of the situation. then the guys hands are right next to the gun and he surprises him and immediately tilts the weapon up and away from him and yanks the arm down while thrusting his legs forward to kneecap the guy and manages to wrench the gun away
so shit now the second guy is on the ground with probably a broken knee and no gun and the first guy has the weapon and is fucking free and clear remember this me you need to remember this
Every woman has mastered this. We are actually born with this skill.
You level up when you can do it with long sleeves
I was the only girl on an all-boys varsity soccer team. I had to change on the bus during away games because I didn’t have a locker room at other schools. I was not uncomfortable with that, actually. I did what I had to.
But one day I noticed that like three guys who were seniors were just staring at me as I did this and I must have shot them a dirty look because one of them (who is actually a family friend) was like “I’m sorry, I don’t mean to stare, but we’re still trying to figure out how the hell girls do that” and I just felt bad. They just want to get their girlfriend’s bra off without losing an eye and we can remove the whole thing like fucking wizards
i told my mom about this post and she went ‘wait, you can do it with long sleeves? um, i’ll be right back’
I need to get off of tumblr and shower and finish packing, but I know I’m probably going to stay on here for at least another hour. I have to get up at 6:45 so I can catch a flight, why do I do this to myself